Name Analysis: You Had Me at ‘Elimination’
I’m not quite sure who these kooky people are, but I came by their site and threw my name in for a free analysis. The Result:
Description of Your First Name of: Ryan
The name Ryan creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses and accidents to the head, and the elimination system.
At this point, I’m thinking, “Why do things like this always seem to be more than 50% accurate? Am I just trying to read into it, like people do with the predictions of Nostradamus and his fellow bamboozlers? Basically, this thing is spot on, for more reasons than I care to go into in a public forum like this. It goes on:
Your first name of Ryan has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature.
Here, I know it’s gar-bage because they’re mixing and matching as many terms as they can so they can hit all the bases, like a psychic. BUT, if they’re talking about recent things (i.e. the ridiculous amount of time I spend in left-brained activity at work), and not things as a whole - then this, too, is pretty accurate.
You tend to be skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression.
OK, I give up. You win. Just tell me what you want me to do, what I should name my children, and how Michigan looks to win the Big 10 this year. If some bizzarro group of pseudo-numerologists can program a computer to read my name and spit out something that I perceive to be at least 80% correct, then they might as well use my credit card and go get themselves something nice. Good work. But surely, not everyone named Ryan is such a materialistic, tactless, antisocial skeptic with health weaknesses in the ol’ elimination system?