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That Dude Is Bonkers

Jesus Staring Into the Sun
The following snippet is from a conversation I had a year or so ago with my friend Jeremy, during a wedding for two people I didn’t even know. There was a picture of Jesus staring up into the light hanging behind the altar.

Me: See that guy up there? Didn’t anyone tell him he’s not supposed to stare at the sun?
JD: (Caught so off guard, he starts laughing uncontrollably, which gets me going, too.) Man, that guy is bonkers!
Me: (Practices serious laughter suppression for the rest of the ceremony.)

Sometimes you’re in one of those moods where you just are laughing and you’re not even sure why. Sure was funny at the time. Maybe you had to be there.

This entry was posted 3 years, 4 months ago on Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 at 9:41 pm and is filed under General. Obligatory RSS 2.0 feed for these comments. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

  1. Marie said:

    Jesus being referred to as “bonkers” at THAT wedding wasn’t the only ballyhoo going on…

    #  Thu, July 21 2005 @ 11:00 pm (3 years, 4 months ago)

  2. Melissa uttered:

    If you thought that wedding was bonkers, wait until I bring back pictures of “mongoloids” (my Aunt Milly’s wording, not my own) doing the chicken dance at the retard wedding I’m attending this weekend. It’s sure to be “bonkers”.

    #  Mon, August 08 2005 @ 9:45 pm (3 years, 3 months ago)