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My Life Expectancy Results

Working Title: The 84 Year Old Lecher Came Calling

Life Expectancy Results
My Life Expectancy: 84.78
Lower Quartile : 77.11
Median Lifetime: 86.88
Upper Quartile : 94.66

I’m feeling pretty good about that.

I thought these were interesting notes as well:

If you do not smoke, your life expectancy would be 1.32 years longer
If you have 2-3 drinks per day, your life expectancy would be 0.05 years longer
Being a conditioning exercizer has maximized your life expectancy
Having between 7 and 8 hours of sleep a day has maximized your life expectancy
If all of the above choices are adopted, your life expectancy would be 1.27 years longer

That gives me a good excuse to crack open a few extra Coors duing Michigan football games this fall. Excellent.

You too, can take the test right here.

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  1. Marie added:

    Here are my results:

    Life Expectancy: 88.56
    Lower Quartile : 82.01
    Median Lifetime: 90.97
    Upper Quartile : 97.89

    88 years is a long time - hopefully it will be a good run!

    #  Wed, August 31 2005 @ 6:19 pm (3 years, 2 months ago)